Now for a joke.
Mrs mcGilligan was sitting doing her knitting, waiting for her husband to come home from a Probus outing to the local Guinness Brewery. There was a knock on the door and there stood Paddy, her husband's best friend. "But where's Shaun?" she said.
"Oh mrs McGilligan there's been a terrible accident, Shaun was leaning over and he fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned"
When she had recovered her composure (that's a posh way of saying - stopped crying) she said "well at least I hope he went quickly" to which Paddy said "Well he didn't really, he came up three times for a pee"
Cheers, have a good Sunday.
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